CONTENT 15/70
so.. i went to work today. it sucked. then came home and made some food. um then i went online and read some diaries. some of them sucked! really bad!! lol. now i'm going to go do something else.
Look at the paragraph above. It is a parody. Get that? A parody. If I ever, ever, EVER write like that and mean it, shoot me through the head. Like in a zombie movie when one of the main characters gets chomped on by one of the shambling brain-eating undead�just POW, take me out. Make it quick. My family would understand, and you can be sure I would've wanted it that way.
Shall we run down the list of grammatical conventions this diary ignores? Yes, we shall! Why else would I have asked a rhetorical question? I have no idea!
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No capitalization
Whacked-out spelling
Absent apostrophes
Seemingly random use of ellipses (...)
Bizarre or irritating contractions ("ab" for "about," "ppl" for "people," "w" for "with," etc.)
Argh. It's like having an interminable instant messaging session with a 15-year-old you don't care about and who doesn't do anything interesting. Just "here's what I did today with people you don't know that I don't bother to flesh out or explain" until you want to go crawl under the covers and cry.
Occasionally an entry will have a cute little moment. It's a sad, sad thing when "precious and saccharine" is an improvement, but hey, it's something.
STYLE 3/10
Hrrrm. It's awfully cutesy, but at least I won't mistake it for anyone else's. And I admit that the long string of "P.S." notes at the bottom of many of the entries are, well, kinda cute.
DESIGN 7/10
Uhh... there are two templates, one for entries and one for archives. Individually, they're pretty good (the sushi one is adorable), but they don't mesh at all. When I clicked on the link to the archives, I thought I'd goofed and gone to an entirely different diary. That's confusing and downright weird.
NAVIGATION 5/5
Your templates are pretty well-organized. Nice job picking them out. Now settle on one.
FREQUENCY 5/5
Almost daily. Not bad.