First off, Hi, how's it going? Second: I will destroy you. No, no, just kidding, heh heh heh. I, too, am a Catholic school refugee. I had Sister Angelique for English and Creative Writing, so yeah, I do know a gerund from an adverbial phrase. I expect you to, as well. The only people who are allowed to break the rules are the ones who know them by heart, and I promise you, I can tell the difference. So, on with the show...
April
I'm a communications/English major, so when it comes to diaries, I'm all about the nitty-gritty. Think of me as the American Literature teacher you loved to hate in high school--I can cover even the most delicate of diaries in a bloody mess of red ink. Capitalizations, comma splices, and unnecessary use of the infamous "LoL" are known to get me irate. But on the whole, I really look for diaries that are pressure-packed with content--those without originality need not apply. If your entries are good enough to pique my interest, you might come through unscathed.
Arlette
Grammar geek with a knack for art. Been reading since she was 3 years old. Usability freak. Codes her HTML & CSS from scratch. If there is a way to tear your diary apart, she will find it.
Sharon
I used to be a reader for a literary agent and I have a Bachelor's in Fine Arts, which means I read a LOT of bullshit. If you're going to bullshit, at LEAST bullshit well. Make your bullshit worth my time.
Jenn
Bio pending - she's trying to think of something funny.
Kristina
I'm new and still trying to decide on how best to describe how brilliant I really am for everyone. Don't worry, I'll come up with it sooner rather than later! If you really want to know about me, just go read my fabulously interesting diary! I have to tell you upfront that I am not much of a fan of day to day, non-intropective diaries. I want some insight, some personal searching, some philosophy. I like to be able to learn who someone really is through their diary, not just what they ate for breakfast. That's boring! But hey, maybe it's just me.