2003-07-06

12:01 a.m.

Link back to us. Somewhere that isn't an entry (like on your template or on a "links" or "reviews" page). Just do it.
Requests are to be made in the guestbook only.
No locked diaries.
Absolutely no hateful, pornographic, or violent diaries. 'Cause what are we supposed to say? "Nice dick?" Cussing is cool, though.
Diaryland or Diary-x diaries only.
You must have at least ten entries. Here's how we will review you:
- If you have ten entries total, we will read them all.
- We will always read your first entry to see how you introduced yourself to the Wonderful World of Online Diaries.
- If you have fewer than 10 entries, we will read your first entry and nine random entries of our choice.
  OR:
- When you request a review, you may also request that we read three particular entries. The other seven entries we read will be your first entry and six random entries of our choice. If you are requesting particulars, please state the entry title and archive location.
You can request ONE rereview right now. Give us a damn break, willya? What, we don't have lives? Okay, we don't; but that's not the point.
Oh, and dude ... Leave comments on your review. Comments won't get you any points, but you'll move up a smidge on the Opalgirls Ladder of Tolerance.
That's it. We're not fancy. Well, we are, but we save it for special occasions.
Ten is a good number to stop. Yeah, ten.

posted by April at 12:01 a.m.
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